Butterpotato02 12 Posted December 14, 2020 Share Posted December 14, 2020 Today I have made the decision to turn all of you to bread in the eyes and hearts of our wee folk. Feel free to comment along this post if you would like to be stereotyped as a piece of bread. An example, you ask? Example: Here is what type of bread I think Tha_Mystery_Man embodies in his day to day life. ^A real picture of Mystery as bread. Mystery is a Publix baguette because of his hard exterior and chewy insides. Pros: -Affordable by many! -Makes you look ~distinguished~ -Can be dipped in balsamic vinegar and olive oil Cons: -Hard to chew and might hurt your teeth -Unethical (Publix probably doesn't pay their laborers enough) -Dry -=Disclaimer=- I promise I will not roast you the way I roasted Mystery unless you ask for it. 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TeeSeeDubs 40 Posted December 14, 2020 Share Posted December 14, 2020 Becoming bread sounds nice. 1 Quote "Receive your compass from the Anoma Exploration Company today!" Join up here! Characters Spoiler Dursow Deiphaladras - Alive, albeit missing a finger. Always trying to spearhead the exploration of Anoma with the AEC. Silent in Storm Rain - Alive, and trying her best to bring the Maksha of Anoma into the beastfolk city of Parsha. Thetkrin Tickin Truthstorm - Alive and slinking around somewhere. Thasraih Pheosis - Alive and probably sleeping in a pond somewhere. Art Spoiler Link to post Share on other sites
Heartesy 45 Posted December 14, 2020 Share Posted December 14, 2020 I would like to be bread 0 Quote . - + = + - . Don't be afraid to hmu! I need friends. *please* Spoiler . - + = Characters = + - . Aitous Sheikin - Oe Il'ha - Alive Column - Ae Il'ha Halfblood - Alive Niesilliac - Ie Il'ha - Alive Zalxius - Demonkin - Alive Elise/Zofsira - Oe Il'ha Halfblood - ? Maefire - Empyrean - ? Link to post Share on other sites
Witch_Vibes 3 Posted December 14, 2020 Share Posted December 14, 2020 Lmao what kinda bread am I? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MeteorDragon 26 Posted December 14, 2020 Share Posted December 14, 2020 Tell me 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Particri 4 Posted December 15, 2020 Share Posted December 15, 2020 Very curious about becoming one with b r e a d. Though if you do not know me well enough I understand 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Butterpotato02 12 Posted December 21, 2020 Author Share Posted December 21, 2020 On 12/14/2020 at 1:50 AM, HeThatOneGuy said: Becoming bread sounds nice. ^A picture of HeThatOneGuy rising to the occasion. You got toast! Pros: -Melts butter -Cronchy -Is breakfast Cons: -Susceptible to codependent relationships 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Butterpotato02 12 Posted December 21, 2020 Author Share Posted December 21, 2020 On 12/14/2020 at 10:31 AM, Heartesy said: I would like to be bread ^A photo of Heartesy. It's the yeast I could do. Heartesy got cherry bread! Pros: -Sweet -Pink and stuff -Adorable Cons: -The nice friend that snaps and commits manslaughter 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Butterpotato02 12 Posted December 21, 2020 Author Share Posted December 21, 2020 On 12/14/2020 at 12:11 PM, Witch_Vibes said: Lmao what kinda bread am I? ^A live photo of Witch_Vibes staying up past their breadtime! Witch_Vibes got marzipan which technically isn't a type of bread I don't think Pros: -Nommy -Soft and cute -Presents a cool aesthetic Cons: -Capable of murder 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Butterpotato02 12 Posted December 21, 2020 Author Share Posted December 21, 2020 On 12/14/2020 at 4:36 PM, MeteorDragon said: Tell me ^A picture of MeteorDragon thinking my bread jokes are stale. MeteorDragon gets to be a communion wafer today! Pros: -Great source of religion -Available in bulk -Pairs well with old white people and wine Cons: -May cause civil unrest 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Butterpotato02 12 Posted December 21, 2020 Author Share Posted December 21, 2020 On 12/15/2020 at 11:37 AM, Particri said: Very curious about becoming one with b r e a d. Though if you do not know me well enough I understand ^A portrait I drew of Particri staling the hearts of many Particri embodies banana bread because bananas and bread and stuff Pros: -Very unique -May contain chocolate! -Embodies home cooking Cons: -Absolutely none! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Heartesy 45 Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 2 hours ago, Butterpotato02 said: It's the yeast I could do. i love this joke. thank you. my day is now happier. 0 Quote . - + = + - . Don't be afraid to hmu! I need friends. *please* Spoiler . - + = Characters = + - . Aitous Sheikin - Oe Il'ha - Alive Column - Ae Il'ha Halfblood - Alive Niesilliac - Ie Il'ha - Alive Zalxius - Demonkin - Alive Elise/Zofsira - Oe Il'ha Halfblood - ? Maefire - Empyrean - ? Link to post Share on other sites
MeteorDragon 26 Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 13 hours ago, Butterpotato02 said: ^A photo of Heartesy. It's the yeast I could do. Heartesy got cherry bread! Pros: -Sweet -Pink and stuff -Adorable Cons: -The nice friend that snaps and commits manslaughter This one is more true than mine- hit Hearts' personality on the spot 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Heartesy 45 Posted December 22, 2020 Share Posted December 22, 2020 7 hours ago, MeteorDragon said: This one is more true than mine- hit Hearts' personality on the spot NO 0 Quote . - + = + - . Don't be afraid to hmu! I need friends. *please* Spoiler . - + = Characters = + - . Aitous Sheikin - Oe Il'ha - Alive Column - Ae Il'ha Halfblood - Alive Niesilliac - Ie Il'ha - Alive Zalxius - Demonkin - Alive Elise/Zofsira - Oe Il'ha Halfblood - ? Maefire - Empyrean - ? Link to post Share on other sites
Particri 4 Posted December 22, 2020 Share Posted December 22, 2020 On 12/20/2020 at 10:25 PM, Butterpotato02 said: ^A portrait I drew of Particri staling the hearts of many Particri embodies banana bread because bananas and bread and stuff Pros: -Very unique -May contain chocolate! -Embodies home cooking Cons: -Absolutely none! Hahahaha the 'embodies home cooking' is spot on. Love this. 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TeeSeeDubs 40 Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 On 12/20/2020 at 10:38 PM, Butterpotato02 said: -Susceptible to codependent relationships Lmao kinda true ngl. 0 Quote "Receive your compass from the Anoma Exploration Company today!" Join up here! Characters Spoiler Dursow Deiphaladras - Alive, albeit missing a finger. Always trying to spearhead the exploration of Anoma with the AEC. Silent in Storm Rain - Alive, and trying her best to bring the Maksha of Anoma into the beastfolk city of Parsha. Thetkrin Tickin Truthstorm - Alive and slinking around somewhere. Thasraih Pheosis - Alive and probably sleeping in a pond somewhere. Art Spoiler Link to post Share on other sites
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